![]() ![]() I bet you can guess which kind Miss Stinkyface is. And also because I'll be dead.Some of the names in this book are real, and some are fake. Which I won't be writing, because it would be too boring. So if you want to find out dates and history and things, you'll have to wait until I die and then read my autobiography. So what am I going to do for a book? Write things like "Then, next year, I was in third grade"? I don't want to giveyou my whole life story! I just want to give you some little life stories! I want to give you the, you know, meat of the sandwich, not the boring old bread. I wasn't the type of kid people looked at and said, "She's going to be the first woman president." My life just went along, probably the way yours does. ![]() ![]() Some of them are so short that they're really more like paragraphs, or what magazine editors call "boxes." Some are so short that you would need a microscope to see them.After all, it's not as if I had a really eventful childhood. As a matter of fact, they're not even exactly chapters. You don't have to read the chapters in order. The Rules of This BOOK This isn't a regular book. ![]()
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